New From The Dun-Co Intl. Rubber Company
By Diana Grove
Since 1969, the Dun-Co International Rubber Company has been producing top of the line gaskets, flanges and tubing for the heating and cooling industry as well as award winning marital aids and boudoir accessories. This year, we are proud to announce our new spring line of adult sex toys and quality polystyrene A/C capacitor hoses.
Take a look at our sample catalogue!
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A/C Motor Capacitor Fan Relay Flange Not getting enough from your old A/C flange? This brand new, triple-wide, rubber flange has a 7 ½” body length and a 3” x 6” shaft, complete with a 10.2% load factor! Perfect for multi-action, superheating conductors and freeload A/C units.
$29.99
The Gigantorator 3000 A spin-off of last years ever-popular Nymphorator 2000, this enormous vibrating unit will satisfy even the most jaded sexaholic. Perfect for nude cocktail parties, swinging singles mixers, or parent/teacher conferences gone wild! (Requires a lawnmower battery and charger cables, AC or DC compatible. Surge suppressor not included.) $69.99
30 Amp Damp-Resistant Transformer Hose This “shaft-up” style hose will fulfill all your transformer hose needs. Includes a water slinger and a closed o-ring with dual end clamps and reticulating ball bearings. Designed to fit most fully loaded heating and cooling units.
$14.99
Call Of The Wild Vibrating Panty Hey everybody, it’s safari time! This fully washable panty comes with a vibrating, bulletproof liner and a detachable rhinoceros horn. Available in zebra, giraffe, gazelle, and hyena print.
$19.99
Dun-Co’s Great Big Purple “Thing” Originally a factory reject, this product became so popular with the Dun-Co staff we decided to offer it this season to the public. Equipped with three occasionally pivoting heads, this vibratratory mass of purple passion is guaranteed to titillate and delight. (Please note: burn holes, bubbling, and peeling rubber are part of the product design and should in no way be considered defects.)
$19.99
115 Volt Drive Blower Gasket Fed up with split and cracked hose sealers? This CSA certified rubber gasket has side-angle mountings and rear-entering bearings. Ideal for all blowers with open, non-restrictive, free-style construction.
$14.99
Ouchless Condoms * No more unnecessary pulling, slipping, snapping or splitting with these multi-colored sheaths! Ouchless brand condoms come heat activated and self-lubricating in four different sizes: S, M, LG, and Gargantuan. (*Ouchless Condoms should not be used in conjunction with olive oil, canola oil, axel grease, or any other reactive petroleum products)
$3.99 six-pack $9.99 twelve-pack
G-Spot Stimulator and Birth Control Ring Now you can achieve complete sexual satisfaction without having to knit another little pair of pink booties! This stimulator is guaranteed to tickle her g-spot, all while releasing the deadly sperm-killing toxin Norox-4.
$29.99
X-Treme Vibrating Cyber Love Pocket This device is bound to please! With soundless, supersonic vibratory micron reverberation nibs and nerve nodules with nitronic stimulators, lube injectors and an interactive battery pack. Complete with fully rotating remote control levers and detachable joy stick. (Shoulder strap with demi-clasp in genuine combed buckskin Leatherelle sold separately.)
$69.99
Dun-Co’s Big Box O’ Blower Rings One gigantic box of bifurcated, multi-sized, heat retention rings. Come on A/C repairmen, you know what they’re for!
$6.99
Misty Chambers Life-Size Love Doll Modeled after the famous porn star, this life-like doll has a size 5 ½ shoe, a glow-in-the-dark mouth hole and a fully removable head. Please request either one, two, or three breasts. (Shoes and third breast sold separately)
$199.99
Long Hong Kong Double Dong (With Free Gong) Sweet Asian invasion! This extra long dildo made in Taiwan will make all the girls say “sayonara” to dull and dusty American dongs! And the authentic Chinese gong is bound to add class to any love den. (please note: gong does not include mallet or stand)
$39.99
Erectocaine Spray Tired of early ejaculation? Stay hard for days, or even weeks with this space age de-phlacidifier. Specially formulated with 7.5% Benzocaine, 2.1% deer pheromones (known for years to be an erectile stimulant in Canada) and 1% elk oil*. This topical treatment will absolutely make her scream with pleasure…or just scream! (*has been known to cause rashes, ulcerations, cysts and scarring in some users)
$8. Per bottle or 3 for $24.
Free sanitary plumb bob with every order over $100!!
